Saturday, October 28, 2017

Bill Of Lefts

Bill of Lefts

     The Bill of Lefts include, but are not limited, to these certain unalienable principles :

  1. Thou shall be secure in the fact government will take care of you. Everything is free as long as you don't work for it. So you are best off not working at all or as little as possible.
  2. Government shall never take away anything it gives you. However, it may take away anything you earn on your own.
  3. There shall be plenty of mandates on the other guy. You are safe as long as you choose do as little as possible -- then government will not ask you to do anything in return. Whatever you do, don't ever think aboutemploying someone.  If you do hire a maid, best not to report it.
  4. Bubbas who hang out together can get most anything they want as long as they promise to vote for incumbent liberals.
  5. Government can always raise taxes on the rich because success is just not fair no matter what the tax rate.
  6. Deficits are a part of life, but that is only a problem for those with money.  If the government gives you a credit card for health care or anything, use it as much as you want.  The more you use it, the more free things you can expect to get with it in the future.
  7. The Outcome Based Media (aka the PRESSident) is protected by the freedom of the press and can rewrite or reinterpret the Constitution to meet any desired PRESSidential goal or specification. The PRESSidentis defined as the collective will of the liberal PRESSSSSS.
  8. The Outcome Based Media is only required to report the views that the PRESSident feels are useful propaganda for the intended audience of that report. Conflicting positions are fine as long as the last statement promises new programs.
  9. Most laws are best written by federal courts and regulatory agencies, so it is best to make any legislation as vague and contradictory as possible.
  10. All rights reserved to the States and individuals are subject to the previous rule. (articles 1 thru 10 adopted by 10/95)
  11. When your position can't be substantiated by logic or facts, divert the issue to another topic that defames or attacks your opposition's credibility.  It is good if there is little justification to do so, and even better if your spin is full of falsehoods and logical gaps. (9/96)
    1. If you are guilty of something, defend yourself by saying your opponent is guilty of the same crime, even if it there is no truth in the accusation. (4/00).
  12. Unquestioning faith in Big Government shall be a promoted and protected right.  This non-secular faith, its welfare programs and worship of liberal politicians shall replace religion, as well as the faith based charities.  Conservatives who have no faith in big government shall be persecuted and scorned as 'radical right extremists' of the worse kind.  (4/98)

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Surfing the Curl

One thing that DC, the politicians, burrOcrats and media don't get about Trump is he, like successful business owners of all sorts of sizes, are used to continuously non-stop working towards their goals pretty near 24/7. Successful business folks continue along undeterred by all sorts of endless drama and sideshows that businesses typically encounter every day.  This also applies to many of his top cabinet appointments...

In business, if you stop moving forwards to your goals (note the plural 'goals'), and are distracted by nonsense sideshows, you will be quickly passed up by others... Trump is not just in his element as President, he's like riding the curl, confidently surfing an endless wave... Just like he pretty much has done for quite some time...

Politicians and BurrOcrats and the Media, nah, not so much... They are used to existence in a relatively safe and slowly expanding swamp... Politicans do take up the surf every few years at election time... Most look to ride the easy short waves, then return to the swamp after the election...